I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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