"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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