alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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