Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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