This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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