How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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