When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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