check it out our google latitudes are spooning
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
where are my eyebrows?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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