Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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