i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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