So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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