okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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