So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The Olympian is in my bed
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