erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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