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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?

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(626): View more from California

a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms

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(619): View more from California

surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.

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(850): View more from Florida

Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.

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(207): View more from Maine

is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?

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(248): View more from Michigan

The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.

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