don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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