the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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