The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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