I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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