No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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