Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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