Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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