ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i now understand why vodka
You've changed since you got that strap on
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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