morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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