After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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