Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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