K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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