I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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