and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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