Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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