He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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