If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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