When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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