It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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