Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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