Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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