i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
