I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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