are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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