Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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