they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
They have beer where we have blood.
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