just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
