Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Randomize
