JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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