My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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