wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
