I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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