Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just googled if crying burns calories
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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