nut hugger
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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