did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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