shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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