I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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