using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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