Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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