Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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