Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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